The 1312 Foundation
Helping 1312 develop basic pong skills since 2020
Our Mission
The 1312 Foundation was established after witnessing the devastating pong defeats suffered by 1312 at the hands of the superior 410 players. Our mission is to provide resources, training, and emotional support to help 1312 members develop basic pong skills and cope with their consistent losses.
Our Programs
Basic Training
Weekly sessions teaching fundamental pong skills like how to throw and track the ball with both eyes open.
Emotional Support
Group therapy sessions to process the trauma of losing to 410 repeatedly. Includes meditation and coping strategies.
Celebratory Assistance
Teaching 1312 members how to celebrate the rare points they score without injuring themselves or others.
Reality Acceptance
Helping 1312 members come to terms with the stark reality that 410 is simply superior at pong.
Ways to Support
Volunteer
Lend your time and expertise to help 1312 members learn basic coordination and motor skills essential for pong.
Donate
Your financial contributions help fund our programs and provide necessary equipment like better cups and balls for 1312 members.
Make a DonationEquipment Donations
Donate extra cups, tables and other pong equipment. We especially need extra-large cups to ensure confidence is being built.
Success Stories
"Before the 1312 Foundation, I couldn't even throw a pong ball correctly. Now, I occasionally make contact with a cup!"
"I used to cry after every match with 410. Thanks to the emotional support program, I now only tear up slightly."
"I hit a cup against 410 last week! It was after we lost, but progress is progress!"
Contact Us
For more information about the 1312 Foundation or to schedule a consultation for a struggling 1312 member, please reach out to us.
Email: help@1312foundation.org
Phone: (555) 131-2000
Hours: Monday-Friday, 9am-5pm
The 1312 Foundation is a proud initiative of 410.